9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman

It's been a long time, my lovely friends!!
School and laziness and church have been taking up a lot of my time..so I decided to share something I found WAY back.
I'm sure a lot of us have used this words one time or another lol
Share this with you boyfriend or husband or brother or friend..they might learn something from it haha

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed this means half and hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing end in fine.

4)Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5)Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6)That's Okay
This is on of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake

7)Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome (I want to add in a clause here - this is true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever')

8)Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying 'F- YOU'

9)Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statment meaning that this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is not doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3

(source: I don't remember where I got this..)


So what do you guys think?
True? False?